super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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