that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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