at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Your penis caused this!
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