So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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