dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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