You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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