You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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