She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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