But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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