I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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