i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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