I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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