i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
if only i could text you this smell
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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two words...techno handjob
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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