Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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