Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
why is half of my head shaved?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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