the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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