If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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