Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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