woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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