the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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