How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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