Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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