I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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