It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
How naked do you want me to be?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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