drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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