I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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