i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
You took a bar mat shot.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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