what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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