Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I checked into jail on foursquare
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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