yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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