he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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