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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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