he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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