I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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