Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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I need you to use more vowels.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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