have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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