google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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