hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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