He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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