puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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