.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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