Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
