3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I heard we made out
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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