Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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