I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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