It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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