Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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