So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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