Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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