He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I have fence marks all over my body
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I deserve this hangover.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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