I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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