he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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