rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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