...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
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he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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