this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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