So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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