i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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